The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.3.12
Holly Madison hosting the Happy Hour To Benefit The Animal Foundation at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Vegas. (December 1, 2012)
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We get it, you twat. You’re pregnant. We know. Let go of your belly.
She has to do something to keep her belly from getting sucked into her vag.
She has to hold her belly at all times so that the premature baby doesn’t fall out of her gaping vagina.
She’s going to have some explaining to do if that baby comes out wearing a smoking jacket and is 57 years old.
Gee, it’s so unlike a pregnant woman to be overly proud of something stray cats do every day.
Imagine the poor rich sucker who’ll be footing the bills for the next 25 years.
She’s benefiting the animals so I have no shit to say this time round.
Man.. She should really lay off the beer.
So a pregnant woman is hosting a ‘happy hour’ benefit? Happy Hour = booze promotion. What a stupid whore.
Why and how does this woman throw benefits?!