“Katie? No Katie here Meester…
“And I said to Tom, I don’t NEED you for my movie career! So, anyways, here I am starring in some shitty play.”
“STOP calling, Suri! You’re Daddy’s problem for the next 6 days. Mommy has old boyfriends to look up!”
… but so does Daddy.
XENU! I have told you I am not coming back!
What the fuck do you mean, your inbox is full?!?!? PICK UP, Joshua!!!!
“Peter, where are you? Your Uncle Ben has been shot!”
“I don’t know how to emote, so the director said to JUST TALK LOUDER”
“Sorry mam, blowjobs aver the phone just don’t work, you’re gonna have to come into the office to audition”
Invasion of the Body Snatchers – I knew it!!
“I don’t give a shit what he looks like. I just wasted five years with some alien’s nut fluffer and I need to get laid now.”
“So then Jon Hamm walked by, and I was all…”
Still totally would.
Bloody hell. She’s stolen Madonna’s hands.
Someone should let her know she doesn’t have to unhinge her jaw for phone sex.
It’s a sad statemen but it’s not good when Katie Holmes is in a picture and the thing that sticks out he most to me is how cheap that linolium floor on the set looks.
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Katie Holmes onstage during 'Dead Accounts' at the Music Box Theatre in New York City. (November 30, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN