1. “Katie? No Katie here Meester…
    She gone…”

  2. “And I said to Tom, I don’t NEED you for my movie career! So, anyways, here I am starring in some shitty play.”

  3. “STOP calling, Suri! You’re Daddy’s problem for the next 6 days. Mommy has old boyfriends to look up!”

  4. Hank E. Ring

    XENU! I have told you I am not coming back!

  5. EricLr

    What the fuck do you mean, your inbox is full?!?!? PICK UP, Joshua!!!!

  6. The Pope

    “Peter, where are you? Your Uncle Ben has been shot!”

  7. “I don’t know how to emote, so the director said to JUST TALK LOUDER”

  8. Happy_Evil_Dude

    “Sorry mam, blowjobs aver the phone just don’t work, you’re gonna have to come into the office to audition”



  10. Toe Jam

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers – I knew it!!

  11. angerinside

    “I don’t give a shit what he looks like. I just wasted five years with some alien’s nut fluffer and I need to get laid now.”

  12. Jeff

    “So then Jon Hamm walked by, and I was all…”

  13. Still totally would.

  14. Bouncy Castle

    Bloody hell. She’s stolen Madonna’s hands.

  15. Schmidtler

    Someone should let her know she doesn’t have to unhinge her jaw for phone sex.

  16. EZ-B

    It’s a sad statemen but it’s not good when Katie Holmes is in a picture and the thing that sticks out he most to me is how cheap that linolium floor on the set looks.

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