1. I think he is mistaking the tree for Kylie. Reasonable error.

  2. ruckus

    Shown here with his sister, Willow.

  3. Ronaldo

    I blame the parents. This poor kid is a mess

  4. CK

    Man, tree-hugging has gotten really lame..

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “You, tree, are one of God’s most magnificent creations. Not as great as me, though. I mean, sure, you’ve been producing oxygen for decades, but do you have a famous dad who buys you into movies? How many Twitter followers do you have? Clothing line?That’s what I thought.”
    *hugs tree*
    “It was good talking to you.”

  6. “Be the tree…think like a tree…feel like a tree…be the tree. My acting lessons sure have paid off!”

  7. JPC

    By managing to not look like it wants to kill itself, the tree has proven to be the best actor in this picture.

  8. Pilin

    The tree of pee….

  9. That tree wishes it could bitch-slap him right now.

  10. Codot

    Son, I said get some fine ass bitches, not birches.

  11. Minky Wail

    Not shown:
    Jaden standing on that pylon to reach the knothole.

  12. Looks like somebody is stuck in The Matrix.

  13. He’s trying to work up the nerve to look at the vagina shaped knothole on the other side without vomiting.

  14. the tree is acting better.

  15. Nick4ca

    We can’t read the side he’s facing, but it says “Bang head here”.

  16. cosmic jester

    Do it! Bang some sense into your head!

  17. Someone told him to make like a tree and leave, but he didn’t quite get the joke.

  18. Vlad

    Slow dancin’, swayin’ to the music…

  19. Acting lessons in progress.

  20. Father Dougal

    I applaud his brave attempt to remove that permanent stunned expression from his stupid face. No wonder he looks troubled, it’s the first time he has ever been photographed without it.

  21. dick thunder brain doctor

    What is an an asshole and an ash with a hole for 1000 alex

  22. Anon

    “Can’t you feel it’s pain?”

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