“But MOM when can I show off a clear and visible outline of my vagina buy wearing pants that are in reality actually tights?”
“Not until you’re thirte… eighteen, I mean eighteen. Goddamn Kardasians!”
“Mommy why do people keep saying ‘nice camel toe’ to you? “
“…and then I told the girl to wrap that box tight!”
It was only a short walk, but at least five little kids tried to stick their Santa letter in it.
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Brooke Burke-Charvet in Malibu. (December 22, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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