superficial

  1. donkeylicks

    “But MOM when can I show off a clear and visible outline of my vagina buy wearing pants that are in reality actually tights?”
    “Not until you’re thirteā€¦ eighteen, I mean eighteen. Goddamn Kardasians!”

  2. “Mommy why do people keep saying ‘nice camel toe’ to you? “

  3. “…and then I told the girl to wrap that box tight!”

  4. Oz Matters

    It was only a short walk, but at least five little kids tried to stick their Santa letter in it.

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