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  1. She ’bout to get knocked the fuck out.

  2. “RUN, CHILDREN, RUN! Your freedom is Santa’s gift to you!”

  3. ThisWillHurt

    A guy with a huge beard getting along with a gay couple? It’s a Christmas miracle!

  4. Art Crow

    “Too many girls this year, Roy.”

  5. Apparently it’s both very cold, and very bright inside that room.

  6. The kids look a little weirded out by the old queen with the tiger bites on his face.

    what, too soon?

  7. kids frantically looking for exit signs above doorways
    at a Christmas Party for the Boys and Girls Club of
    Southern Nevada in Vegas.
    (December 20, 2013).
    fixed.

  8. “Now, be very gooot leetle girls and boys, or dis tigah on the backpack vill get you vile you sleep.”

  9. donkeylicks

    I can’t help but think of those shots with Gene Simmons and the make a wish kids. Do you think that any of these children have the faintest idea of who those creepy old dudes are?

  10. “OK, now kids, who wants to pet a TIGER?!?!”

  11. Phoenix

    I would have bet money it was David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen but I was a couple years early.

  12. “Okay kids into the tiger cage – girls go first”

  13. The kid in the back thought their Christmas visit was FAB-U-LOUS!

  14. gigi

    maaaaan, those kids are like “anywhere but here”
    … that one little boy looks kinda psysed tho… uh oh!

  15. It thought they’d been eaten by tigers or something?

  16. Andrew (still have to do it)

    I already made a joke about pedophilia (Wayans picture) and black people saying it all with their eyes (Samuel L. Jackson picture) so that just leaves the creepy ass Santa looking into my soul.

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