superficial

  1. This pic is just begging for a retard joke but I’m more sensitive than that.

  2. Schadenfreude

    On the set of “I am Sam Part 2″.

  3. What? No comments about Alec Baldwin’s new haircut?

    • mt

      Did the Yoga teacher dump him already? He looks like hell.
      I figured she’d have the courtesy to wait until the kid could walk,
      before cleaning out his savings, and taking 1/2 of everything.

  4. Pretty sure he’s telling him about the rabbits.

  5. I can’t believe this moron spawned such a beautiful daughter…but even weirder is that she hasn’t been featured on this site yet.

  6. “Are you sure you’re a professional trainer?”
    “Yeah, yeah…now let’s get a move on, the all you can eat chilidog special is only on for another 30 minutes.”

  7. Harvey Milk…maid.

  8. Oz Matters

    I can understand a guy having a monobrow, but a monobreast?

  9. Might not be the wisest choice for a personal trainer, Sean.

  10. Sean Penn takes some time out with his Ted Kennedy clone to discuss how much he likes the political rants on the Superficial.

  11. Nick Nolte's Foot Callus

    Sean Penn and Joey Buttafuoco? Who knew?

  12. I’d comment on the Spicoli Gut but I’m still in shock due to Undead Charlie Rich up there.

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