1. Narcissism, thy name is Instagram.

  2. There are cynics, there are skeptics
    There are legions of dispassionate dyspeptics
    Who regard this time of year as a maudlin insincere
    Cheezy crass commercial travesty of all that we hold dear

    When they think that
    Well, I can hear it
    But I pity them their lack of Christmas spirit
    For in a world like ours, take it from Stephen
    There are much worse things to believe in.

    A redeemer and a savior, an obese man giving toys for good behavior
    The faith in what might be and the hope that we might see
    The answer to all sorrow in a box beneath the tree
    Find them foolish
    Well you’re clearly none too bright so we’ll be gentle
    Don’t even try to start vaguely conceiving
    Of all much worse things to believe in

    Believe in the judgment, believe in Jihad
    Believe in a thousand variations on a dark and spiteful god
    You’ve got your money, you’ve got your power
    You’ve got your science, and all the planets going to end within the hour
    You’ve got your dreams that don’t come true
    You’ve got the ones that do
    Then you’ve got your nothing
    Some folks believe in nothing
    But if you believe in nothing
    Then what’s to keep the nothing from coming for you

    Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
    Now if you’ll forgive me there’s a lot to do here
    There are stockings still unhung
    Colored lights I haven’t strung
    And a one-man four-part Christmas carol waiting to be sung
    Call me silly, call me sappy
    Call me many things, the first of which is happy
    You doubt, but you’re sad
    I don’t, but I’m glad
    I guess we’re even
    At least that’s what I believe in
    And there are much worse things

    There Are Much Worse Things,
    - Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello

  3. That’s the right way to begin the last TCWM brfore Christmas. With perfection. Thank you.

  4. The Pope


    She really makes you want to shake her snow globes.

  5. Urbanspaceman

    OK, she does this one thing very, very, VERY well. Does she do anything else?

  6. Santa came early. Twice.

  7. Really ?

    There’s a big stom in the UK. It just damaged the roof on my house so that the rain comes into the dining room / kitchen. And I have my in-laws here for Christmas. I’ve got 6 shopping hours to fix it tomorrow whilst enjoying 50-70mph winds. And I’m an office worker, so fat fucking chance of that being effective.

    However, this just made it all okay somehow.

  8. cc

    So, exactly how many Christmas lists is she on?

  9. Alert the internet – we have areola. I repeat – we have areola.

  10. Yawn. And her face looks mannish. Nice tits, but then most of the ladies here have nice tits.

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