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  1. And this is why so many of his fans are glad that Elvis died young.

  2. ruckus

    Not Pictured: Curious George.

  3. Seriously, is nobody going to get this guy some help?

  4. Swearin

    Inspector Gadget: The Retirement Years

  5. Had he not shaved off his white beard, he could have had some work as Santa Claus.

  6. HumpinFrog

    ♫ Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for love
    They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
    Cause every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man ♫

  7. Let’s all just hope that Santa brings him a full-size mirror for Xmas this year.

  8. Goddamn what happened to Inspector Gadget? Go Go Gadget Whiskey.

  9. Oh no Grandpa got in the medicine cabinet again.

  10. During the Spanish Civil War Ernest Hemingway and Carmen SanDiego had a torrid affair that resulted in one child. A son.

  11. tlmck

    I see Sam Spade’s retirement is going well.

  12. ‘Mike Hammered and the case of missing scotch’

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