“And then, my dough-tah landed a job as a fashion critic!”
Sharon’s telling him about the man whose wife cut his dick off, threw it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. Sharon’s always found it hilarious.
Somehow Louis just didn’t believe that Sharon had her vagina tightened…..
(Go look it up. It still gives me nightmares.)
If it was done by the same guy who did her face, ……
If it was the same guy, she probably whistles when she queefs now.
This bitch just told me her kids are talented.
As if she’s ever said anything that funny.
“No really, Kanye is a musical genius.”
” No seriously, my son and daughter are totally talented and earned their jobs on their own, no nepotism involved”.
Speaking of thumbs up another’s ass…
“so now when I walk it sounds like this: fffffffffffffffff”
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Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne in London. (December 2, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News, WENN