1. ThisWillHurt

    “When can I have a turn?”

  2. cory

    What’s SJP doing a farmer’s market?

  3. So, someone actually wears those outfit combinations they suggest in the J. Crew catalogs?

  4. Made the height restrictions but exceeded the maximum weight.

  5. “Hey Daddeee; what are you, another self-hating New York Jew?!”
    “Mmm-hm yes, I am.”

  6. “Can I get off now daddy?”
    “Nope. Still selling weed.”

  7. “Sorry, honey, you have to keep riding. Uncle Wes hasn’t gotten the shot right and you have to be in the exact center when he does.”

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