Look boss, de plane, de plane!!!”
Wayne Brady is just happy to be there
“Psych! They’re just snowflakes, Rob!”
Marion Barry, eat your heart out.
“Wow you were right – these lights look fucking AWESOME after a big ol’ hit off the crack pipe!”
Look, Rob! Santa’s bringing you some more crack!
“Wave to the sniper, Rob…..”
Darius Rucker was so happy to meet a white crackhead.
You haven’t done the Cavalcade of Lights right until you’ve done it on molly.
The black guy knows what’s up
“Hey, look boss, I think I see a pussy up in that tree.”
“Ist that what I think it is?”
“yup. A giant crack rock. Wave to it, Rob.”
Mmmmmm…candy corn teeth
“If you need any crack mayor, I know where you can score some for a good price”
Bet you racists thought this comment came from the black guy. :)
In Toronto, it would be a toss-up between any of the three.
…they’re just fucking with him, there’s nothing there.
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Toronto mayor Rob Ford at the 47th Cavalcade of Lights in Toronto. (November 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News, WENN