1. buttplug

    Look boss, de plane, de plane!!!”

  2. Swearin

    Wayne Brady is just happy to be there

  3. IAmAGuest

    “Psych! They’re just snowflakes, Rob!”

  4. Marion Barry, eat your heart out.

  5. “Wow you were right – these lights look fucking AWESOME after a big ol’ hit off the crack pipe!”

  6. Vlad

    Look, Rob! Santa’s bringing you some more crack!

    Hi, Santa.

  7. Dox

    “Wave to the sniper, Rob…..”

  8. JimBB

    Darius Rucker was so happy to meet a white crackhead.

  9. You haven’t done the Cavalcade of Lights right until you’ve done it on molly.

  10. The black guy knows what’s up

  11. cc

    “Hey, look boss, I think I see a pussy up in that tree.”

  12. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    “Ist that what I think it is?”

    “yup. A giant crack rock. Wave to it, Rob.”

  13. Mmmmmm…candy corn teeth

  14. “If you need any crack mayor, I know where you can score some for a good price”

    Bet you racists thought this comment came from the black guy. :)

  15. Johnny Barbells

    …they’re just fucking with him, there’s nothing there.

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