Sham…. wow… slow news day, eh?
“You’re gonna love my nuts.”
…goddmannit, i was drinking soda, you fucker…
He looks schticky.
Looks like he’s off the crack…
I’m assuming from her sunglasses that his girlfriend is blind. Because no way he’s pulling that level of pussy. She’s hot.
She also looks to be a little bit mail-orderish.
remember when he beat some hooker that bit his tongue? Or he bit a hooker’s tongue and then she beat him? I don’t remember exactly how it happened, but it was hilarious.
She told him no kissing, he jammed his gross lizard tongue in her mouth anyway, she bit it, he beat her …
… and apparently went on to find a girl who is okay with her boyfriend being a woman-beating, hooker-fucking, melty-faced, simian nightmare.
We live in a very strange world.
He looks like the kind of guy that would be running the international sex trafficking ring in “Taken”.
His girlfriend is Alyssa Milano from 1995 ?
He wishes. Shit, I wish I had access to Alyssa Milano from 1995.
You can tell he understands megans law.
Word out on the streets lately….ol Vince aint got much left to Offer.
Dude! How many crayons will fit in that Fashion Angels Barbie Lap Desk?
Her got her number from Corey.
I just assume that any woman with him is a hooker.
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Vince Offer (The ShamWow guy) with his girlfriend at LAX. (November 27, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News, WENN