superficial

  1. Neat. I just googled her and looked at her cervix. She seems nice.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    It’s so adorable when too people kiss and neither of them can taste chlamydia or amphetamines on the other. #cupidisacokedealer

  3. Ah, recreational narcotics. Is there any obstacle they can’t overcome?

  4. I’m sure this love is forever.

  5. Mouth to mouth herpes resuscitation.

  6. Dox

    Yet another classic example of how far hard work, and strong morals can get you ahead in this world.

  7. cory

    Winner winner Sheen dinner.

  8. Sorry, Charlie, but if everyone can buy her for $84, it just ain’t worth your time.

    http://www.penthousestore.com/couples-and-toys/penthouse-toys/penthouse-reg-pet-brett-rossi-pussy-ass/49050/

  9. JimBB

    Is he kissing her or passing off a gram of coke?

  10. Old man kisses look gross, no matter how rich you are or how much tiger blood missiles you can fire out of your all-winning butthole.

  11. cc

    Not sure I could too enthused about kissing a female pornstar.

  12. Seriously, this shit with him and pornstars is beyond creepy now.

    • I wonder if they scream “Oh, Charlie, you’re the best I ever had!” in the sack. And if he’s a big enough narcissist to believe them.

  13. whatever

    do hookers pay taxes or is the money charlie gives her free,
    she can just invest in nursing school but don’t need to pay taxes for the 5000 she got for working thanksgiving, the work being hooking up with charlie, for money

  14. Schadenfreude

    It’s a form of Russian Roulette – Which one will give the other a new disease first.

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