superficial

  1. Not bad for a woman her age.

  2. I honestly thought that was Meryl Streep.

  3. And suddenly I’m hungry for pancakes.

  4. tom

    I would.

  5. Are you sure that’s not Jeremy Clarkson?

  6. For some reason I want to go check the trunk of my car and make sure I have a can of Fix-a-Flat. Just in case.

  7. Then, came the day in 2050, when Taylor Swift had no more ex-boyfriends to judge. She mustered up her most prideful smug expression, and quietly expired.

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