tantric sex smelling of weed
I had no idea all Voldermort wanted to be was a musician…
Voldermort? Looks like a Star Wars extra to me..
Sinead O’Conner looks so much better with that scarf hiding her ugly tattoo.
I was thinking how Sting looks much like Sinead.
I wonder if he likes anal?
He’s more into “difficult sound”.
*howl of anguish*
It looks like someone’s Aunt is in chemo.
So what song is the Pakistani Lesbian Grandmother going to play for us?
So what song is the Pakistani Lesbian Grandmother going to play for us on her fiddle?
I hear he’s forming a new band called The Rocking Chair Doilies.
Sting looks more like “Stang” every day.
Stink is cool.
“Damn, they’re going to ask me to sing, and I forgot to put my teeth in.”
“I’m getting so sick of people asking me when The Police are getting back together…”
I’m playing Wicked Unle Ernie in the Tommy remake…
No one else carries a guitar like that.
“Of all the heroes in legend and song, there’s none as brave as El Kabong”
Sting is Uncle Fester?
From the look on his face, his stylist is going to be looking for a new job soon. This scarf thing is like the whole backwards jeans thing from Kriss Kross, just not going to catch on. People in this country are idiots, but even they know when a fashion trend is just bullshit and utterly ridiculous.
Show title’s loose translation: What day? What musical note?
The moment before the host was beaten to death for asking Sting to autograph a copy of Ghost In The Machine.
He reminds me of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s fat lady disguise in Total Recall.
“Again, I am Sting. Phil Collins wears glasses.”
Now, you see, what I said about Gary Oldman’s scarf? None of that applies here.
“hmmm, what will make me look even MORE like a douche? SCARF!”
“I WILL kill you!”
When I hit you over the head with this guitar, I expect you to die Mr. Bond.
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