1. spartacus

    tantric sex smelling of weed

  2. Codot

    Stung.

  3. I had no idea all Voldermort wanted to be was a musician…

  4. Sinead O’Conner looks so much better with that scarf hiding her ugly tattoo.

  5. Shonzie

    Sinead O’Connor?

  6. Cock Dr

    *howl of anguish*

  7. It looks like someone’s Aunt is in chemo.

  8. Buddy the Elf

    So what song is the Pakistani Lesbian Grandmother going to play for us?

  9. Buddy the Elf

    So what song is the Pakistani Lesbian Grandmother going to play for us on her fiddle?

  10. I hear he’s forming a new band called The Rocking Chair Doilies.

  11. Sting looks more like “Stang” every day.

  12. Frank Burns

    “Damn, they’re going to ask me to sing, and I forgot to put my teeth in.”

  13. Swearin

    “I’m getting so sick of people asking me when The Police are getting back together…”

  14. Frank the Duck

    I’m playing Wicked Unle Ernie in the Tommy remake…

  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    No one else carries a guitar like that.
    “Of all the heroes in legend and song, there’s none as brave as El Kabong”

  16. Do_Freebird

    Sting is Uncle Fester?

  17. Venom

    From the look on his face, his stylist is going to be looking for a new job soon. This scarf thing is like the whole backwards jeans thing from Kriss Kross, just not going to catch on. People in this country are idiots, but even they know when a fashion trend is just bullshit and utterly ridiculous.

  18. MrsWrong

    Show title’s loose translation: What day? What musical note?

  19. The moment before the host was beaten to death for asking Sting to autograph a copy of Ghost In The Machine.

  20. He reminds me of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s fat lady disguise in Total Recall.

  21. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “Again, I am Sting. Phil Collins wears glasses.”

  22. cc

    Now, you see, what I said about Gary Oldman’s scarf? None of that applies here.

  23. Dementor, dementor!!!!

  24. Coffee

    “hmmm, what will make me look even MORE like a douche? SCARF!”

  25. Juaquin ingles

    “I WILL kill you!”

  26. tlmck

    When I hit you over the head with this guitar, I expect you to die Mr. Bond.

  27. squishy

    Simply immortal!

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