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  1. anthonyOA

    End of an era. The Jurassic era. Yikes.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:25 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Little Richard

    You know, Scientology could have kept that tooth from turning brown.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:28 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Deacon Jones

    (breathing fast, not blinking)
    “You see, I had a kid and went fucking psycho…..so now I take anti-psychotics and I’m totally normal now!!”

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:30 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Amy

    So makeup and teeth whitening products don’t make 60 year olds look 30? Damn commercials.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:34 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Buddy the Elf

    Someone drowned in that blue lagoon and the body washed ashore.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:41 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Eric

    There’s a guy named Brooke Shields?

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:42 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Evil Dick Tater

    Based on the bared canines and furry muzzle I must conclude that Brooke Shields has been bitten by a werewolf. Good for her, after all this time she finally did something interesting!

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:52 pm /  Reply /00
  8. McFeely Smackup

    I’ve got the sinking feeling we’re no more than 18 months from an “empowering” nude appearance in Playboy that will show us all how 50 year old women “can still be sexy”.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:53 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Joe Blow

    “Come closer my pretties!”

    Dec 19, 2011 at 5:12 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Mike701

    Having time traveled back from 20 years in the future, Natalie Portman describes the world of tomorrow to the press.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 5:15 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Frank Burns

    “Why yes, these are Jordache Orthopedic Jeans that I’m wearing.”

    Dec 19, 2011 at 5:21 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Throjo

    Creature of the Blue Lagoon.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Mr. Poop

    depressing

    Dec 19, 2011 at 5:58 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Do_Freebird

    When does Dorothy’s house fall on her?

    Dec 19, 2011 at 7:20 pm /  Reply /00
  15. Venom

    Damn, I remember when she used to be hot….sigh.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 7:51 pm /  Reply /00
  16. MrsWrong

    I guess Thetans DON’T do a body good

    Dec 19, 2011 at 8:01 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Any Guy

    i’m glad to see Maria Shriver is able to find laughter again.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 8:05 pm /  Reply /00
  18. farting old man's wife

    Please no more close ups of her!! She has went to hell in a hand basket ! Damn, we get that!!

    Dec 19, 2011 at 10:43 pm /  Reply /00
  19. Matt

    Natalie Portman is taking the loss of Patty Jenkins as director of Thor 2 really badly.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 10:55 pm /  Reply /00
  20. browny

    She’s great. She’s a high IQ woman who doesn’t feel the need to young up. Good on you, Brooke, no make-up and a big smile. She’s come through her childhood intact. Props.

    Dec 19, 2011 at 11:28 pm /  Reply /00
  21. dr

    I can’t believe she has the nerve to advertise tooth whitening products with those damn baked bean teeth she has. You damn liar!

    Dec 20, 2011 at 12:40 am /  Reply /00
  22. Ell

    I’m not sure why she’s laughing, since she’s just going to get counter-sued by Justin Bieber about the false paternity claims..

    Dec 20, 2011 at 1:31 am /  Reply /00
  23. tlmck

    Why yes! I do go to the same plastic surgeon as Sarah Jessica Parker. He is just mahvelous!

    Dec 20, 2011 at 3:08 am /  Reply /00
  24. Lynn Attison

    I’ll get you, my pretty and your little dog, too!

    Dec 20, 2011 at 4:49 am /  Reply /00
  25. catapostrophe

    “Nothing comes between me and my Depends undergarments.”™

    Dec 20, 2011 at 10:58 am /  Reply /00

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