Brooke Shields in New York City. (December 16, 2011)
End of an era. The Jurassic era. Yikes.
THIS my friends is how white women age. Enjoy.
You know, Scientology could have kept that tooth from turning brown.
You’re being glib, Richard!
(breathing fast, not blinking)
“You see, I had a kid and went fucking psycho…..so now I take anti-psychotics and I’m totally normal now!!”
So makeup and teeth whitening products don’t make 60 year olds look 30? Damn commercials.
They grow up so fast, nowadays.
Someone drowned in that blue lagoon and the body washed ashore.
There’s a guy named Brooke Shields?
Yes but he prefers to be called Anita Bidet.
Based on the bared canines and furry muzzle I must conclude that Brooke Shields has been bitten by a werewolf. Good for her, after all this time she finally did something interesting!
I’ve got the sinking feeling we’re no more than 18 months from an “empowering” nude appearance in Playboy that will show us all how 50 year old women “can still be sexy”.
Thanks for the heads-up. I’m going out to the pharmacy to stock up on antiemetics and pairs of eyepatches.
“Come closer my pretties!”
Having time traveled back from 20 years in the future, Natalie Portman describes the world of tomorrow to the press.
“Why yes, these are Jordache Orthopedic Jeans that I’m wearing.”
(I can’t believe I remember those hideous commercials)
No, Fail! It was *Calvin Klein* jeans that Brooke Shields endorsed: “You want to know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing.” Which she said when she was 14.
Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Lemme guess… TomFrank’s never lost a game of Trivial Pursuit? :)
I lost once. Stupid dice…couldn’t *buy* a roll back into the middle.
Creature of the Blue Lagoon.
When does Dorothy’s house fall on her?
Damn, I remember when she used to be hot….sigh.
I guess Thetans DON’T do a body good
i’m glad to see Maria Shriver is able to find laughter again.
Please no more close ups of her!! She has went to hell in a hand basket ! Damn, we get that!!
Natalie Portman is taking the loss of Patty Jenkins as director of Thor 2 really badly.
She’s great. She’s a high IQ woman who doesn’t feel the need to young up. Good on you, Brooke, no make-up and a big smile. She’s come through her childhood intact. Props.
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