1. Codot

    Odd place for Liz Hurley to keep her purse.

  2. Cock Dr

    I don’t know how you guys keep things straight down there. Genital wrangling…..what a hassle.

  3. I’m not sure what he’s doing, but according to the look on his face he’s doing it wrong.

  4. Amy

    It’s what happens to me when I see David Beckham too.

  5. HeyTinyDancer

    Oh, I didn’t know Warne is the new head of ‘The Second Mile’

  6. In America, we call it “Soccer”, in the rest of the world they call it “OMGmyBallsItch”

    • Honkers

      That’s cricket being played.

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      Fail…wrong sport

  7. Evil Dick Tater

    This is what would be referred to as a defensive stance in the Penn State playbook. Effective against a head-on attack but completely vulnerable to penetration from the rear.

  8. Johnny P!

    Kid 1: Let’s go.
    Kid 2: I thought you wanted to shake his hand and get his autograph!
    Kid 1: Not so much now…

  9. Joe Blow

    (Scratch, scratch, scratch) “Damn that Snookie.”

  10. Time for a quick wank.

  11. Nothing to see here. Just adjusting the twigs and berries.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That’s one day cricket for you. You’d never see that in a test match.

  13. Snides

    “How many are waiting in the shower for me?”

  14. hbw

    He probably still drops everything just to piss in a urinal too.

  15. BAHAH


  16. dotmatrix

    “There’s that Ukrainian girl. Better stuff a couple more socks in there.”

  17. Venom

    I am guessing if the face is fake and plastic, whatever is down there is too.

  18. Boring fact

    He’s putting in a box. To protect his nuts from the solid leather cricket ball that will be thrown at him at about 90 mph.

  19. MrsWrong

    “It worked for Becks”

  20. When this guy has his hand down his pants in public, no one bats an eye. When I do it, police get involved. It just ain’t fair.

  21. Problem?

    Hey don’t be so subtle next time!

  22. farting old man's wife

    I volunteer to adjust his cup for him!! A christmas gift to myself!!!

  23. cc

    I hope he reached for the Purell after that.

  24. browny

    He’s got his mobile phone down there and is sexting some blonde. Look out Liz Hurley, won’t be long ’til this dirtbag reverts to form.

  25. He needs a caring coach to take a shower with him and show him where to soap up.

  26. benz

    In England soccer is called “football”.
    Here we call it “boring”

  27. squishy

    Really?? He chose that time and place to readjust his watson?!?

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