Odd place for Liz Hurley to keep her purse.
I don’t know how you guys keep things straight down there. Genital wrangling…..what a hassle.
I’m not sure what he’s doing, but according to the look on his face he’s doing it wrong.
It’s what happens to me when I see David Beckham too.
He talks as if his nuts are in a vice.
Posh. That is my answer to that statement.
Oh, I didn’t know Warne is the new head of ‘The Second Mile’
In America, we call it “Soccer”, in the rest of the world they call it “OMGmyBallsItch”
That’s cricket being played.
This is what would be referred to as a defensive stance in the Penn State playbook. Effective against a head-on attack but completely vulnerable to penetration from the rear.
Kid 1: Let’s go.
Kid 2: I thought you wanted to shake his hand and get his autograph!
Kid 1: Not so much now…
(Scratch, scratch, scratch) “Damn that Snookie.”
Time for a quick wank.
Nothing to see here. Just adjusting the twigs and berries.
That’s one day cricket for you. You’d never see that in a test match.
“How many are waiting in the shower for me?”
He probably still drops everything just to piss in a urinal too.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH. WOW. JUST WOW.
“There’s that Ukrainian girl. Better stuff a couple more socks in there.”
I am guessing if the face is fake and plastic, whatever is down there is too.
He’s putting in a box. To protect his nuts from the solid leather cricket ball that will be thrown at him at about 90 mph.
“It worked for Becks”
When this guy has his hand down his pants in public, no one bats an eye. When I do it, police get involved. It just ain’t fair.
You’re preaching to the choir, my friend.
Well, they can’t arrest us all.
Hey don’t be so subtle next time!
I volunteer to adjust his cup for him!! A christmas gift to myself!!!
I hope he reached for the Purell after that.
You can’t sterilise a turd.
He’s got his mobile phone down there and is sexting some blonde. Look out Liz Hurley, won’t be long ’til this dirtbag reverts to form.
He needs a caring coach to take a shower with him and show him where to soap up.
In England soccer is called “football”.
Here we call it “boring”
And with that comment, America hits a new low pitch of stupidity.
Really?? He chose that time and place to readjust his watson?!?
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Shane Warne on the field for the Melbourne Stars in Melbourne, Australia. (December 17, 2011)