Daniel Craig in New York City. (December 16, 2011)
He better watch out, Rachel kicked her former husband to the curb for wearing too many scarves…
Honey who do you think dressed him???
I was just about to make a smart-ass comment when his hand came out of my monitor and smacked me.
It’s really hard to laugh at this while he’s kicking me in the balls.
I hear he can take out Chuck Norris now.
The new Bond has got a great body but damn he is a homely feller.
He does have a head like a bastard rat.
Bond, Scarf Bond.
Hey, after his comments about the Kuntrashians, he could wear leisure suits and I’d still say he’s a bad ass.
Cool… they’re making a sequel to Brokeback Mountain.
“Does this scarf make me look gay? Or is it just when I wear it while kissing guys in gay bars?”
Hey, McBeef, where’s your anti-scarf Messiah now?
In a crowded Neiman-Marcus, filled with Christmas shoppers, Daniel suddenly paused for a moment. “They were right, there really is no more wondrous a feeling than a silk and cashmere scarf against the bare flesh of your neck…”
Then, he went back to shopping for a “rugged” cologne.
James Bond 007- The Quantum of Gayness
I’d like a Cosmo…Shaken, not stirred
James Bond 007- Homo Royale
ha ha ha!! All of the above.
He hates the Kardashians, that is an automatic pass on whatever.
Godspeed Mr. Bond.
I just saw “Cowboys and Aliens” and it was great. He’s a real cutie pie, and I wish he was my son.
You’re into that incense stuff, eh? I thought that was illegal.
Yeah she likes to light little sticks that smell real nice & stick ‘em up her cooter.
Bond: “I must say this scarf looks rather … queer, Q.”
Q: “Oh, now, don’t be impudent, dobble-oh-sev’n—this unassuming babushka features high explosive in every dot. Tie it on like so … .”
That … um … hmm. That bright light is doing wonders for smoothing out your complexion! There. That’s something positive.
Looks like more of a leprechaun than James Bond.
“What do you mean I have to produce my ‘license to kill’ to board the subway…???”
Sex wrapped up in an ugly Christmas bow.
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