superficial

  1. He better watch out, Rachel kicked her former husband to the curb for wearing too many scarves…

  2. I was just about to make a smart-ass comment when his hand came out of my monitor and smacked me.

  3. Cock Dr

    The new Bond has got a great body but damn he is a homely feller.

  4. Bond, Scarf Bond.

  5. Hey, after his comments about the Kuntrashians, he could wear leisure suits and I’d still say he’s a bad ass.

  6. Joe Blow

    Cool… they’re making a sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

  7. The Pope

    “Does this scarf make me look gay? Or is it just when I wear it while kissing guys in gay bars?”

  8. Hey, McBeef, where’s your anti-scarf Messiah now?

  9. Johnny P!

    In a crowded Neiman-Marcus, filled with Christmas shoppers, Daniel suddenly paused for a moment. “They were right, there really is no more wondrous a feeling than a silk and cashmere scarf against the bare flesh of your neck…”
    Then, he went back to shopping for a “rugged” cologne.

  10. MrsWrong

    James Bono

  11. MrsWrong

    James Bond 007- The Quantum of Gayness

  12. MrsWrong

    I’d like a Cosmo…Shaken, not stirred

  13. MrsWrong

    James Bond 007- Homo Royale

  14. Venom

    He hates the Kardashians, that is an automatic pass on whatever.
    Godspeed Mr. Bond.

  15. K

    I just saw “Cowboys and Aliens” and it was great. He’s a real cutie pie, and I wish he was my son.

  16. Bond: “I must say this scarf looks rather … queer, Q.”
    Q: “Oh, now, don’t be impudent, dobble-oh-sev’n—this unassuming babushka features high explosive in every dot. Tie it on like so … .”

  17. That … um … hmm. That bright light is doing wonders for smoothing out your complexion! There. That’s something positive.

  18. tlmck

    Looks like more of a leprechaun than James Bond.

  19. “What do you mean I have to produce my ‘license to kill’ to board the subway…???”

  20. Sex wrapped up in an ugly Christmas bow.

  21. Felonious Monkey

    This dude is a 43 year old successful actor so why does he look like a gay 60 year old rancher. Beers, steers and queers, y’all.

  22. He just realized that the Kardashian’s are everywhere,poor Bond.

  23. Suddenly I want a teapot for Christmas.

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