He better watch out, Rachel kicked her former husband to the curb for wearing too many scarves…
Honey who do you think dressed him???
I was just about to make a smart-ass comment when his hand came out of my monitor and smacked me.
It’s really hard to laugh at this while he’s kicking me in the balls.
I hear he can take out Chuck Norris now.
The new Bond has got a great body but damn he is a homely feller.
He does have a head like a bastard rat.
Bond, Scarf Bond.
Hey, after his comments about the Kuntrashians, he could wear leisure suits and I’d still say he’s a bad ass.
Cool… they’re making a sequel to Brokeback Mountain.
“Does this scarf make me look gay? Or is it just when I wear it while kissing guys in gay bars?”
Hey, McBeef, where’s your anti-scarf Messiah now?
In a crowded Neiman-Marcus, filled with Christmas shoppers, Daniel suddenly paused for a moment. “They were right, there really is no more wondrous a feeling than a silk and cashmere scarf against the bare flesh of your neck…”
Then, he went back to shopping for a “rugged” cologne.
James Bond 007- The Quantum of Gayness
I’d like a Cosmo…Shaken, not stirred
James Bond 007- Homo Royale
ha ha ha!! All of the above.
He hates the Kardashians, that is an automatic pass on whatever.
Godspeed Mr. Bond.
I just saw “Cowboys and Aliens” and it was great. He’s a real cutie pie, and I wish he was my son.
You’re into that incense stuff, eh? I thought that was illegal.
Yeah she likes to light little sticks that smell real nice & stick ’em up her cooter.
Bond: “I must say this scarf looks rather … queer, Q.”
Q: “Oh, now, don’t be impudent, dobble-oh-sev’n—this unassuming babushka features high explosive in every dot. Tie it on like so … .”
That … um … hmm. That bright light is doing wonders for smoothing out your complexion! There. That’s something positive.
Looks like more of a leprechaun than James Bond.
“What do you mean I have to produce my ‘license to kill’ to board the subway…???”
Sex wrapped up in an ugly Christmas bow.
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