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  1. spartacus

    And this is who? What has she done?

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      Hefner’s ex-fiance. You know. The one that changed her mind and made him look like a silly old fool.

  2. Get under the tree, bitch. I’ll be opening you up later.

  3. Gerttastic

    Hmm. Wasn’t this the gem that left Hef at the altar? Do I get a biscuit? Kick in the nuts?

  4. MrsWrong

    I think this is that toy drive from the SNL joke off.

  5. userofalltrades

    Can’t afford to get her roots done anymore. If only all male hairdressers weren’t gay she could probably pay for it in sex.

  6. BAHAH

    Playmates dress SO stupid.

  7. farting old man's wife

    I bet that gift under that tree is her gift from Hef!! One of his old depends full of shit!!! Merry Christmas Skank!!

  8. cc

    What the toys to blowjobs ratio?

  9. Oh, honey, no. What kind of example are you setting? Footless tights are over.

  10. tlmck

    I think she wants somebody to untie the bow. I’ll pass.

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