Crystal Harris at Colony's Toy Drive sponsored by Playboy and Benchwarmer in Los Angeles. (December 17, 2011)
And this is who? What has she done?
Hefner’s ex-fiance. You know. The one that changed her mind and made him look like a silly old fool.
Get under the tree, bitch. I’ll be opening you up later.
Hmm. Wasn’t this the gem that left Hef at the altar? Do I get a biscuit? Kick in the nuts?
I HAD forgotten who she was. Thanks. Now if only the media would forget that these people exist we would be golden.
Only if we could work on forgetting the Kardashians first.
She jilts Hef and trashes him in the press, but Playboy’s still inviting her to stuff? Um…okay.
Hef must have Alzheimer’s .
I think this is that toy drive from the SNL joke off.
Can’t afford to get her roots done anymore. If only all male hairdressers weren’t gay she could probably pay for it in sex.
Playmates dress SO stupid.
I bet that gift under that tree is her gift from Hef!! One of his old depends full of shit!!! Merry Christmas Skank!!
What the toys to blowjobs ratio?
Oh, honey, no. What kind of example are you setting? Footless tights are over.
I think she wants somebody to untie the bow. I’ll pass.
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