superficial

  1. Somebody throw a quarter of a shrimp on the barbie.

    • She needs to eat like 1000 shrimps soaked in butter a day and not do any form of exercise for at least six months.

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        The camera adds 20 lbs

  2. PtC

    She looks fit and anorexic at the same time.

  3. Cock Dr

    The swimsuit has to come off before I can pronounce with confidence this woman’s abs are among the top 10 of the western world.

  4. Buddy the Elf

    Ali Lohan put on a few pounds, good for her.

  5. HeyTinyDancer

    Ali Lohan: Challenge Accepted.

  6. See, just bend your spine a little more and even anorexic chicks can have an ass.

  7. SSHGuru

    She’s not anorexic, she just doesn’t eat enough.

  8. Johnny P!

    Aussie: Slip a shrimp on the barbie for ya, luv?
    Sharni: Just half, thanks. And where’s your loo?

  9. For some reason, I’m suddenly hankering for a rack of babyback ribs.

  10. MrsWrong

    Remember in middle school when you made little homes for the stickbugs? Who knew they liked beaches better than 1 stick and a green leaf?

  11. BAHAH

    From the hips up, she looks disgusting.

  12. whatsmyface

    “Hey, you guys! Keep an eye out for my boobs back there, will ya?…I don’t know! They just fell off!”

  13. MrsWrong

    Tape worms are a hell of a bug

  14. cc

    I bet her ass is marvelous.

  15. Juaquin ingles

    “Oh no it’s Russell Simmons again! He always sneaks food off my plate :(“

  16. browny

    And what’s more she is fugly. She’s really odd looking.

  17. StockingStuffer

    Um, to the complainers/insecure bitches/black guys, I’d just like to say, HOLY FUCK, that body is near perfection!! Look that bitch up! Her legs are very shapely and toned, not scrawny toothpicks, yet her waist and stomach are so tight and tiny, holy shit. There’s so way she’s anorexic, she’s way too muscled. You have to have protein to build that work of art – sorry lazy fatties.

  18. It’s always fun to comb the beach looking for driftwood. With a vagina.

  19. John

    Oh for fucks sake! You assholes find shit to bitch about on a thick girl and you find shit to bitch about on a thin girl. I’m willing to bet ALL of you assholes don’t come close to looking half as good as the people you insult.

  20. LeAnn Rimes eat your heart out.

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