Australian actress Sharni Vinson in Sydney. (December 17, 2011)
Somebody throw a quarter of a shrimp on the barbie.
She needs to eat like 1000 shrimps soaked in butter a day and not do any form of exercise for at least six months.
The camera adds 20 lbs
She looks fit and anorexic at the same time.
The swimsuit has to come off before I can pronounce with confidence this woman’s abs are among the top 10 of the western world.
CD, if the swimsuit came off I’m afraid she’d fall apart; I think it’s the only thing holding her together.
Ali Lohan put on a few pounds, good for her.
Ali Lohan: Challenge Accepted.
See, just bend your spine a little more and even anorexic chicks can have an ass.
She’s not anorexic, she just doesn’t eat enough.
Aussie: Slip a shrimp on the barbie for ya, luv?
Sharni: Just half, thanks. And where’s your loo?
For some reason, I’m suddenly hankering for a rack of babyback ribs.
Remember in middle school when you made little homes for the stickbugs? Who knew they liked beaches better than 1 stick and a green leaf?
From the hips up, she looks disgusting.
“Hey, you guys! Keep an eye out for my boobs back there, will ya?…I don’t know! They just fell off!”
Tape worms are a hell of a bug
I bet her ass is marvelous.
“Oh no it’s Russell Simmons again! He always sneaks food off my plate :(“
And what’s more she is fugly. She’s really odd looking.
Um, to the complainers/insecure bitches/black guys, I’d just like to say, HOLY FUCK, that body is near perfection!! Look that bitch up! Her legs are very shapely and toned, not scrawny toothpicks, yet her waist and stomach are so tight and tiny, holy shit. There’s so way she’s anorexic, she’s way too muscled. You have to have protein to build that work of art – sorry lazy fatties.
Brought to you by Sharni’s publicist.
Heh–JuJu nailed it
No its true. You need like 5 or 6 portions a day of really healthy food to build muscle tone. She probably doesnt ever eat empty calories or carbs and bam! she’s a babe with killer abs. Fat chicks should try it some time.
It’s always fun to comb the beach looking for driftwood. With a vagina.
Oh for fucks sake! You assholes find shit to bitch about on a thick girl and you find shit to bitch about on a thin girl. I’m willing to bet ALL of you assholes don’t come close to looking half as good as the people you insult.
Actually, women who aren’t grossly over-or underweight are generally praised as fap material.
LeAnn Rimes eat your heart out.
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