Katie Holmes in New York City. (December 17, 2011)
Just out of frame stands a man that’s 5’11”.
this would be funny if she was tom’s height… but she is 5’9
Look, up in the sky!”
“It’s a bird.”
“It’s a plane”.
No, It’s Tom!
No, It’s Thetans!
No, It’s L. Ron Hubbard!
No, it’s a bird. Nevermind.
Oh Shit, it’s Kim Kuntrashian’s ass
Bahahahaha Just what I was thinking!
“When Tommy talks to me it looks like this…”
“Thetan? Is that you?”
“Damn. Did he grab a helium balloon AGAIN?!?”
Not Pictured: The biggest black microphone EVER!
“Xenu? Are you calling me to the Promised Land? Even though I haven’t yet done my 5 years of hard labor on one of the Church’s Kidnap Clippers?”
She’s looking at the thetan that just left her body.
One minute after this photo was taken, a Scientologist (cleverly dressed as an old man walking his dog) pushed her re-boot button. Then, it was back to “things as normal” for Katie!
OMG, is that what I look like?
“Seriously, is there a phallic symbol Tom won’t climb?”
Katie discovers just how big Tom’s closet is.
So *those* are clouds!
“Is…Is that…Is that Tom? Why is Tom dangling on a skyscraper? Mission Impossible is done filming already…”
“Shit Tom was right, there really are aliens”.
I was changing in my hotel room when she happened by…who knew she could see me from there?
Classic Kim Kardashian pose.
And on that fateful day the winged child known as Suri took to flight to avenge her father, Lucifer, for the betrayal of silence L. Ron Hubbard forsake in the name of Scientology
“SERENA DON’T JUMP! THEY’RE ONLY PAJAMAS!”
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