Just out of frame stands a man that’s 5’11″.
this would be funny if she was tom’s height… but she is 5’9
Look, up in the sky!”
“It’s a bird.”
“It’s a plane”.
No, It’s Tom!
No, It’s Thetans!
No, It’s L. Ron Hubbard!
No, it’s a bird. Nevermind.
Oh Shit, it’s Kim Kuntrashian’s ass
Bahahahaha Just what I was thinking!
“When Tommy talks to me it looks like this…”
“Thetan? Is that you?”
“Damn. Did he grab a helium balloon AGAIN?!?”
Not Pictured: The biggest black microphone EVER!
“Xenu? Are you calling me to the Promised Land? Even though I haven’t yet done my 5 years of hard labor on one of the Church’s Kidnap Clippers?”
She’s looking at the thetan that just left her body.
One minute after this photo was taken, a Scientologist (cleverly dressed as an old man walking his dog) pushed her re-boot button. Then, it was back to “things as normal” for Katie!
OMG, is that what I look like?
“Seriously, is there a phallic symbol Tom won’t climb?”
Katie discovers just how big Tom’s closet is.
So *those* are clouds!
“Is…Is that…Is that Tom? Why is Tom dangling on a skyscraper? Mission Impossible is done filming already…”
“Shit Tom was right, there really are aliens”.
I was changing in my hotel room when she happened by…who knew she could see me from there?
Classic Kim Kardashian pose.
And on that fateful day the winged child known as Suri took to flight to avenge her father, Lucifer, for the betrayal of silence L. Ron Hubbard forsake in the name of Scientology
“SERENA DON’T JUMP! THEY’RE ONLY PAJAMAS!”
She is watching how hard and flat that mission impossible number 4 is going splatter!!
“Oh, so that’s what the sky looks like. It always seems so small through the bars.”
behold the mothership!
It’s as if she’s anticipating a second coming-
Not that that would ever happen. Tom has cum once and only for the sake of creating Suri.
Tom was wrong. Tall men are amazing!
I tend to find that if you drop the ping pong ball just at this point on the laughing clowns, you do get 5 points.
“Lord, has your voice always sounded like my husband’s?”
“Ooooooooooh, so that’s why Tom only hires Asians to be his pool boy.”
“OMG! Is that? Damn it Tom! Not another penis drawing with your plane. Damn it Tom! Not Funny!”
Just out of frame is Lex Steele holding another black microphone.
Look at her, she’s in the baggy sweater with leggings and boots look like she wore on Dawson’s Creek. Awwwww, 90′s. Where’s my Hootie & The Blowfish CD?
Not pictured:Her emotion suppression chip.
Why does her right leg look like it’s on backwards?
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Katie Holmes in New York City. (December 17, 2011)