They finally have porpoise in life.

I’m just going to bite my tongue and drive myself to the local police station.

In some ways they’re almost as smart as people

Swim away, sweet dolphin! These two might already be infected with serious diseases. Swim away for dear life! Now!

it must be hard for Kendall to be refered to as the ugly one.

Might as well start getting use to handling slimy wet things.

This is going to be an interesting video

You have to hand it to Kris Jenner, she’s good.

You know, they say dolphins are the only other animals who copulate for pleasure… Shit I just gave Kris Jenner an idea

Would.

the Sasquatch genes seem to be stronger in the one to the right of the dolphin.

Kidnapping these girls now wouldn’t really be kidnapping…it’d be more like an intervention.

I didn’t know Flipper could piss on demand. . .

“Yah, start with Flipper and you girls can work your way to Montecore.”

“Seigfried and Roy Secret Garden”? – Be afraid. Be very afraid.

They must be doing something right since the dolphin appears to be smiling.

Who will release a sex tape first? Only time will tell.

How disgusting! You know it’s not the dolphin that smells like fish .. being a mammal and all. Wait …

Finally someone deserving to be eaten and the tiger is nowhere to be found

Thanks for all the fish.

I’m suprised they’re not trying to milk it (thou they might’ve done so off camera).

“Mom, we don’t know what you mean by ‘Wrong side, that’s just a fin. On the bottom.’”

Well, we can now state that Kylie Jenner is ugly from head to toe.

They’re always so cute before mommy forces them into prostitution.

Why do only the fat Kardashians wear leather pants?

i want these bitches to be poor like us