The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.17.12
Goldie Hawn at Ein Herz fuer Kinder Charity Gala in Berlin. (December 15, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.17.12
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You see that, Germany? Being blonde does nothing for you. Nothing!
Does “Ein Herz fuer Kinder” mean “your face is melting” in German?
It means “A Heart for Children.”
It roughly translates to “It hurts to look at…but we bear it for the children.”
She’s just going to keep smiling that smile till there’s nothing left.
She doesn’t look too terrible for a woman whose hotness peaked in 1972.
Goldie has looked so sad ever since her last face lift.
She’s thinking “How the fuck did I end up in Berlin?”
Kurt Russell escaped from New York, to go home to *that* every night.
Kate Hudson in probably another 10 years.
She’s 67. I’m going to count this as still winning.