1. ThisWillHurt

    You see that, Germany? Being blonde does nothing for you. Nothing!

  2. Smapdi

    Does “Ein Herz fuer Kinder” mean “your face is melting” in German?

  3. BB

    She’s just going to keep smiling that smile till there’s nothing left.

  4. Animal

    She doesn’t look too terrible for a woman whose hotness peaked in 1972.

  5. gregsuarez

    Goldie has looked so sad ever since her last face lift.

  6. She’s thinking “How the fuck did I end up in Berlin?”

  7. EricLr

    Kurt Russell escaped from New York, to go home to *that* every night.

  8. Kate Hudson in probably another 10 years.

  9. mergl

    She’s 67. I’m going to count this as still winning.

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