Donald Sutherland at a Dolphins game in Miami. (December 16, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
…and if you make any noise the graboid comes out of the ground and eats just you like this
“Stir the shitstorm, Bubba!”
Since when does Santa employ hipsters?
Meh, The Donald always performs his Temple of Doom move when he gets back from the john to see some hipster doofus sitting in the empty seat next to his, nothing to see here
It’s that ackward moment when Donald tries to explain why he thought he was attending a Viking’s game.
Now that he’s captured the fly, will he eat it?
You see how difficult it is to beat my monkey with a crippled hand like this. Difficult, but not impossible, my good fellow…let me show you.
The Dolphins fan is trying to hide behind a water bottle. Don’t know why. Now if he was a Bills fan…
“Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous. A spark is fine, as long as it’s contained. It appears the Dolphins have been contained, Seneca.”
“My name’s Bill.”
This looks like a movie where Santa needs help delivering presents and the only one who can do it is a hipster douchebag.
Westside? No, Rheumatide.
“When you have Robert DeNiro’s balls hanging this close to your face, while he quotes Shakespeare…THEN…and only THEN…can you call yourself an actor”.
“Nah, Karen Allen didn’t have much meat on her bones, not in those days, anyway. But Julie Christie…now that was an ass you could grab hold of.”
“Let the 75th Annual Hunger Games begin!”
Telling his hipster friend about the close encounter he had with Kim Kardashian’s ass at the local Publix. He barely escaped with his life.
“To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on Brady’s Patriots.”
I always knew Dumbledore was a Dolphins fan!
“Two in the pink and one in the stink…or was it the other way around? It’s been so long at this point, who gives a crap?!”
I see they’re filming a re-make of Enemy Mine. I don’t think the alien planet translates well to a ball park though, they should re-think that…
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