she looks confused, like she is wondering if it is really raining

When it rains ugly, it pours ugly.

more like la Muerta

First time she’s showered in six months.

Now *that* is an orgasm.

Scattered shower is scattered.

For a split second I thought she was flippin’ the photographer off, but then I remembered who it was in the photo. That brain doesn’t work that fast!

“Sigh, if only that was vodka . . .”

You know your life sucks when ‘local showers’ means ”it’s pissing on you and you only”.

I know a girl, her hair is brown.
She wears her smile upside down
There’s a little black cloud hanging over her head

She looks genuinely confused.

She really is something, isn’t she.

She’s like Eeyore in the sense that she looks sad, she’s in the rain, and wishes someone would stick a needle in her.

I’m melting! Meelllttting!

She must be drinking a 7-Up.

I thought only cartoons could buy Acme Rain Clouds….oh wait…

She sucks. Period. The End.