Kim Kardashian in Miami. (December 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
this picture make me think of ghost busters – you know when Ray says “It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.”
Hm, let’s see. She wears green to promote Midori. She must wear white to promote . . . semen? Let’s go with semen.
Hey! That dress quit fitting in 1999! Get out of it or it’ll fucking strangle you!
Fun fact: there are actually six people in the background of this photo.
she is so fucking gross i can’t stand looking at her ugly flappy body. how in Hell did this fugly bitch ever get to be some sort of “role model” is beyond me. send her and her jackass boyfriend to the Middle east and sell them for target practice.
Can you imagine how awful this would look from behind? (((shudder)))
Stressed cows tend to age faster no matter how many cosmetic procedures they undergo.
Always nice when KK’s face says what we’re all thinking of her.
The tensile strength of rayon is only 1 Kim per square itch.
(And yes, I meant ‘itch’ in her case).
If you’re going to wear a padded bra, at least make sure the padding is in the right spot. I’m amazed that for how much money she has she dresses herself so horribly.
P.S. Bad dress choice
Trying to be a roll model.
I like biscuits better, how bout some Mylie?
Dead inside girl is beginning to look dead outside
Wearing her newest sponsor, Spanx For Fat Girl Boobs.
For one normally pissed on, it’s odd to see her look so pissed off.
Kim has one misshapen body. How anyone short of an idiotic pretentious clown could find her attractive is beyond me!
You know Reggie Bush looks at this picture and laughs hysterically .. realizing how he dodged a bloated bullet!
AND with greasy hair. nasty.
Her lady parts must be unimaginably moist and hot…like a tropical rain forest. My penis wouldn’t last 5 secs in there.
Probably just as well. The longer you’re in there and the deeper you penetrate, the less likely it is you’ll be able to get it back out.
I wonder if when she unzips that dress that it makes that “phlumf” sound like it does when you break open a can of crescent rolls?
The men in the background thought they were witnessing an eclipse, good thing they’re wearing sunglasses, both can result in blindness if you look directly into it.
So how many layers of latex are holding Moby Dick together?
When Rubenesque becomes Porkinessque
That’s Donny Osmond in the back thinking ” I’d do Marie first.”
Now that’s the worst disguise ever. That guy’s gotta be an alien.
Pancake boob means you gotta size UP.
Mehhhhh…..go lose some weight ya fat bitch.
Please god, let that be Dexter in the background.
Those are some splotchy hands and feet. She needs to redo her spray tan :o
It’s probably from lack of bloodflow.
what the fuck is that girdle made of??
State-of-the-art Kevlar/Teflon with some self-replicating Nanobot Arachnidoids (tm reg us pat off) bonded to the lining, which are genetically modified to re-spin thread-weaves detected by the on-board computer as being in danger of catastrophic failure. There’s a fail-safe as well: adamantium undersupport ribbing.
She’s gone through five of ‘em so far…
her dress is three sizes too small. I am having trouble breathing just looking at it.
Didn’t Khloe tell her that black is more slimming than white? Wait, what???
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