1. “So if you see Russell Brand, push me the fuck out of here, okay?”

  2. Lucky! I hate walking.

  3. So listen, I may have lost my legs to Kim K, but I’m willing to give you shot. Oh, and I’m black and famous.

  4. “Before you ‘back that thang up’, make sure my parking brake is on,”

  5. “Hey, I was just wondering if you still gave lapdances…” #NOH8ing on chair either!

  6. kay

    “yes, you can still blow me. It is still there, but it will feel like a dead fish in your mouth. It’s up to you.”

  7. Girl in the back just vomited when Amber bent over.

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