Poor guy can’t even work up enough energy to groom himself properly anymore.
Yeah, why do you think he’s shopping at the dollar store?
Justin Bieber really is growing up too fast
If that’s not the face of a broken man, I don’t know what is. The poor guy is ashamed he got caught buying CANDY!!
Dye his hair gray and he could play Michael McDonald in a biopic.
“How’s he gonna know what we’re saying?
is he gonna do it for all of us?”
I dig that 80’s shag but that facial hair has got to go.
Don’t knock the 80s shag, it’s how many of us were conceived.
Six darts and not one of them hit him? What the fuck?
Jennifer’s aim is off.
I take it he didn’t change his mind about meeting Brian Orakpo at the pancake social?
Michael, your words are hurtful.
Absolutely not his real hair.
Still sticking to that hairstyle eh Ben?
“I’m calling the cops on you fucking paparazzi!”
“ben, that’s not a phone…it’s a pink plastic toy filled with tic tacs”
What, is he being followed by Casey Affleck?
“We can’t get that. How about the dartboard or the science kit?”
“I want the HAIR BEAAAR!!!”
Are they really expecting that vagrant to pay for all that stuff?
The Neanderthal man discovering civilization.
I used to look depressed with a beard and a tweed jacket carrying a box of dollar store toys next to a velcro dart board in candid photos. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Is he shoping or does he work there?
It’s not Movember anymore, Ben. There’s no excuse anymore for looking like a child molester.
He might be ready for the Serpico remake.
Give him credit…he’s dressed like an actual adult male.
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