1. Cock Dr

    Time to invest in a good sturdy bra.

  2. M

    You can’t be “past it” when you were never there in the first place.

  3. Note to Reese Witherspoon – you’ve been chinned.

  4. Vaccines give women flat breasts. I came to that conclusion using about as much science as Jenny McCarthy did.

  5. Hey Saggy, where’s Scooby & the gang?

  6. Drew

    I can’t wait until the army of jealous fatties come in defending that horrible looking tit.

    • Jezebel

      Hey, I’m chunky but my tits look way better than that. Probably because of my up-to-date routine vaccine schedule.

  7. There’s now officially more evidence linking saggy boobs and autism than vaccines ever had.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Ew, bad! Bad boob!

  9. Jenny Mcfloppies.

  10. cc


  11. miniravioli

    She has nice teef.

  12. Buddy the Elf

    Vegas – where all the losers in Entertainment go 10 years after relevance to host things at nightclubs.

  13. Daniel

    She’s cute but her personality is so masculine. Everything about her, but her looks, make you think she’s a he.

  14. Joe

    Vaccines =cause autism. Surgically implanting silicon bags in your chest = no problem.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      She’s going to look like a fool when science establishes the link between autism and silicone tits on the mother. Wait, she’s a fool already.

      Let me know when it happens – I’ll be at the bar with my brother Grigori, drinking the place dry.

  15. Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong

    Deflated tits. Somebody must have “grabbed ‘em and stabbed ‘em”.

  16. Contusion

    I hate when chicks age, get face work done, then don’t look like themselves any more. Couldn’t have picked her out of a Jenny McCarthy line-up.

  17. Fer fucksake, she’s a 39 year old mother. Tits SAG! I think she looks just fine. If you people don’t like her, leave her for me.

  18. RONCO

    I still would

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