Leave me alone, these leggings are the only thing I own that currently fits!!
Is she trying to outdo Reese with the whole moose knuckle thing???
Looks like she’s wearing a hockey cup.
what the fuck happened to her? she used to be so gorgeous. now she looks like a homeless woman who lives in the garbage bin outside a Macdonalds.
See that guy she’s with? That guy happened to her.
Now her life is just one long wine soaked party.
And that is one party I don’t want an invite too.
Don’t even talk to her until she’s had her morning gravy frappuccino
It just goes to show that slurping seamen on mass is more slimming than wine.
What do sailors and church have to do with this?
As your doctor I’m obliged to ask – have you considered heroin?
Starting on the WB in January – Fatty and the Hipster.
Christina, leggings don’t look good on you, jeggings don’t look good on you, jeans don’t look good on you, dresses don’t look good on you, sweats don’t look good on you…
Just stay indoors for now on.
Weight Watchers, it’s not just for Jessica Simpson…
what is with all the fat celebs atm?
Christina needs to quit The Voice and head to The Biggest Loser.
i dint know you could have a side-camel-toe…..she showed me!
Seriously, Christina, just break down and buy some fat pants.
He could eat no fat, and she could eat no lean….
“All I wanted was some freaking breakfast and this heifer stole it right off of my plate.”
Seriously? Those pants AGAIN!?!?!
Hey, that dude’s lawn gnome shaves its twat!
she’s a hair-dye away from literally being snooki.
Her ass looks like a fucking sack of door knobs.
That mooseknuckle is well on its way to swelling into a fearsome undergut.
She’s packing more heat between her legs than he is.
From waist down she looks like a fatter version of a Ken doll
It looks like Snooki went blond.
I think it’s nice she helps retarded people cross the street.
I can only imagine what those leggings must smell like at the end of the day. yuk.
That’s not a camel toe… that’s the whole fucking camel.
I guess the layers of blubber aren’t enough to keep her warm.
That dude looks like her ex and David Arquette had a baby.
What’s in the cup? Butter.
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Matthew Rutler and Christina Aguilera in West Hollywood. (December 11, 2011)