superficial

  1. karlito

    somebody, Please take this guy out. you have the guns…use them.

  2. pufpufpass

    I’d hit him with so many rights, he’d be begging for lefts.

  3. M

    Turn the picture upside down and the bleacher is taking a dump.

  4. slippinx12

    That guy in the back is begging to do the world a favor

  5. He’s waiting for those little electrical sparks to jump between his fingers because he’s such a powerful entertainer he can do that.

  6. What does it mean when you’re the trashiest person at a UFC event? How does the universe deal with you?

    • Jill

      Quite unfortuenately, the universe seems to respond by supplying him with an endless supply of Ed Hardy shirts, so the rest of us can know true suffering. To quote Fish,, it’s all very mystical.

  7. Sheppy

    What’s with the freaky bent-backwards fingers!?
    They’re creeping me out :/

  8. Venom

    He should write a book on how to look and act like a complete douchebag all the time. How does a tool like this go to a UFC fight and not get knocked the fuck out?

  9. luciddreamer

    He probably spends more on hair gel in a year than some people do on say, food.

  10. slappy magoo

    …and one in the stink. And on jersey Shore, “the stink” can be anyone and any orifice.

  11. Johnny P!

    Looks like he smells like 2-day-old pizza and wet sneakers.

  12. Anyways, ever since I pulled these two fingers outa’ Snooki they ain’t looked right.

  13. Shonzie

    How much douche could one douche douche…

  14. celebutard

    And here I thought that the grossest thing at UFC 140 was Big Nog’s broken arm. I stand corrected.

  15. Lamar Boteesta

    2 years it took me to learn to smile without showing my disgusting yellow cocaine teeth

  16. Yes, redneck in the background with murder in your eyes.
    Yes, do it.
    Embrace that feeling.
    It’s okay.
    Do it now.

  17. Carolyn

    Why would anyone knowingly pose like that?

  18. Buddy the Elf

    too easy

  19. TurboZinger

    Must be *this* wide to enter

  20. Outdated hair-style night?

  21. This guy makes Andrew “Dice” Clay look like Cary Grant.

  22. Nobody

    Loser 2.0: Graying Edition.

  23. George Burdell

    My dick is this big

  24. cc

    I wonder if Jon Bones Jones knows he could have made 10x the money by jumping into the audience and beating on this asshole.

  25. I have an app on my phone that alerts me the exact moment he contracts AIDS.

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