1. From the waist up, he’s an antiquated douche… From the waist down, he’s a modern day douche. Wow, is the Hoff talented or what?!?!?!

  2. MRF


  3. Cock Dr

    Drunk again.

  4. M

    Non-celebrity twit of the year. With apologies to Monty Python…

  5. userofalltrades

    Hey England, I’m mocking you.

  6. “Methinks my JNCOS are filling up with stool!”

  7. David just loves to show of his skill at firing off rubber bands at the paparazzi

  8. Venom

    Hoff, give your future grandson back his jeans.

  9. balancing on the cutting edge of fashion will inevitably result in spectacular failures.

  10. slappy magoo

    Why are you posting a 10 year old picture of Roger Moore? Did he die?

  11. The Pope

    “Baywatch: England” looks as bad as I thought it would.

  12. Pippy Longcockings

    I hate it when Prince Charles tries to be hip.

  13. Buddy the Elf

    Nice try, Dave.

  14. Putting the “Ho” in Talley Ho.

  15. Squishy

    “Ey! You brought the cheeseburgers!”

  16. Wait a tick… London…? Right side of the ca – oh shit! Impaired driver!! Call 999!

  17. cc

    Jordache is back baby!

  18. Contusion

    Completely made of cheese.

  19. “…and I think you can tell that I am a WILD and CRAZY GUY!!!”

  20. argleblargle

    I honestly expected when I scrolled down I would discover he wasn’t wearing pants.

  21. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Someone needs to explain to him that, no matter how hard he tries – and he’s trying too hard – or how popular he is in Germany, he will never, never replace Shatner. I know that’s his life’s dream, but Shatner is the one and only man who can do this stuff.

  22. Michael Knight wears JNCO’s?

  23. The British version of KIT won’t accept occupants wearing any other attire.

  24. wilsjay

    “Don’t ask K.I.T. Just drive goddamn it!”

  25. Suds

    Time to stop buying jeans in the young mens dept at Kohls.

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