Leather pants + shapely buttocks = enslaved celebrity website bloggers.
Looking more like Mom every day…
Hey, M…can I get your mom’s number?
Cover her in cooked elbow macaroni and marinara sauce and you’ve got one hell of a MILFaroni !
I think she’s pretty, but…Sometimes I think she has a mouse/chipmunk face?
Jesus, she looks like Christina Applegate without a bra on.
if your chest plate displays like a Klingon forehead, it’s time to eat more
Doin’ ‘The Funky Vagina’.
Hey, a nipple. Sorry, just a bone spur on her sternum.
I hope Santa bring the baby a better car seat this year.
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