Talent, ability, large ass and black microphone.
Kim Kardashian, take note.
When I see her face I vomit.
Please tell me you are referring to Kim.
Dude, This idiot may have many things, but Talent????? Give me a grandmotherfucking Break! She’s the most annoying retard pretending to be a singer in the history of music. Too bad far many americans worship her cellulite filled ass. Get real, she’s ugly, talent-less and resents her nationality, I hope she never returns to Colombia!
Where did you get that she resents her nationality? I’m really, really curious about that.
She hasn’t publicly stated something like that, that would kill her ‘career’, However it’s common knowledge (over here) that over the years she has switched her accent to Argentinian and Spanish, she hardly, if ever performs in Colombia(or even visits), this is all speculation really, but if that doesn’t suffice listen to this: she performed for the opening of the past 2 world cups, BUT declined to do so for the Sub-20 world cup 2011 that took place in Colombia! whereas she nowadays gives free concerts in Spain.
She hates her roots, I’m sure of that, she would like to be a blonde american stereotype, and the evidence lies in the fact that she bought the rights for a telenovela she was in back when she was 18 or something.. The Reason: She doesn’t want people to see her former self. She really is an EXTREMELY arrogant and stuck-up person, next to her Kim Kardashian is as humble as mother Teresa.
Somebody call the Ghostbusters. Slimer got out.
That is an impressive ass indeed but I wish she hadn’t cut her hair…
agreed on both counts
I think short hair looks great on a lot of chicks as long as it’s not a soccer mom ‘do.
I wish women would understand that long hair is nearly always more attractive than short hair.
why the fuck did she cut her hair
And I wish men would understand that a sixpack is always more attractive than a beer-gut and pimples from too much World of Warcraft in mum’s basement. But alas…
Sadly for you, it is still a mans world, and what you want really doesn’t matter. So, quit yer yappin, go get me another MD Code Red and just sit there and look pretty will ya, I am about to clear another level.
Ya keep tellin’ yourself that, you dateless wonder, you.
He’s right, actually….and get me a sandwich while you’re up.
Go drink a beer and pop your zits
How about we all get drunk so your zits just don’t bother us as much at last call?
This is the only woman whose cyber-presence alone makes me want to puke. A disgrace to us colombians. Gringos should just stop obsessing over her fat ass, and realize she’s an ugly cow. In colombia she’s fugly, way below average, nothing more than an attention whore. A disgrace to our country
Is the stylist who gave her that haircut the same one who instigated Rihanna’s BowlCutGate last year?
In about 2 seconds, the audience witnessed a 10′ vertical leap.
This orgy seems to be missing two more black microphones.
Still gorgeous, even mid-derp.
Booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere!
R.I.P. to another formerly hot woman.
I still wouldn’t kick her out of the sack.
unless she wanted to f*&k on the floor.
except, she has never been hot. You haven’t seen A TRULY beautiful colombian girl. I’m glad the 15 minutes of fame of this whore are almost over.
It’s good to see how the Jessica Simpson diet is working out for Shakira…poorly.
I didn’t know Markie Post used to strip…
It totally looks like her! Or Ferris’ mom!
“OK, take a whiff and tell me what you think. Give up? My Farts Smell Like Butterscotch. That’s right, they smell like butt or scotch.”
Powdered Toast Man, AWAY!
I thought that was Katie Couric, eww.
No, this is one ass you would want to explore.
All she has to do is call her stylist and have more tied in. Did you guys think that EVERYTHING you see is real?? Most of it’s just a bunch of extensions. It’s called Cinderella hair and my hair girl does it all the time for people who have the $$ to spend.
So you’re saying she’s ALWAYS kept her hair short while ALWAYS using extensions in order to ALWAYS make it look long until -for some reason- right now.
May I suggest you aim higher on your conspiracy stuff? Because, y’ know, you just zaprudered the thermite Rosswell out of freaking HAIR.
When did Claire Daines get a record deal?
I thought I was the only one who thought she looked like her, that’s who I thought it was on the home page.
Her nano-jet pack is going to singe her ass if she actually tries to use it.
“I’ve got the runs, guys. Watch out!”
She’s about to drop a new Album called ‘Scatology’.
If you squint, looks like she is using the pyrotechnics as a bidet.
A fuckable version of Kate Gosslen.
Bet she takes huge dumps.
A mexican dying her hair blonde, but everyone hates the white woman with blonde hair.
You know white women hate you too.
Also, she’s Colombian.
Sounds quite racist, she’s not mexican, and plus people really get confused on that indefinitely.
She’s colOmbian, and a fucking disgrace to our country. Like I said, stop giving the mother of all attention whores more attention, For Jeebus’ sake she’s Fucking Ugly! In Colombia she’s nowhere near being considered beautiful, and Trust me, we hate her around here, her talent is incredibly overrated and only noticeable because she’s vulgar and has a huge fat ass
This is how the terlet sees it.
she’s Columbian idiot!
She’s ColOmbian! although I’m sure she wishes she was Not!
In the last decade, she has faked many accents: argentinian, spanish…
And I doubt she would like to eventually live in her home country, In fact, I’m sure she resents it. She’s a shame to Colombia. and the whore has the nerve to be ashamed of her country.
Kelly Clarkson lost weight
One of the most annoying voices singing some of the most absurd lyrics ever. Totally overrated.
SPOT ON ! Americans should stop giving this whore more attention, Speaking in regard of many colombians, I say: We Hate her!
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANTON, we get it you hate the bitch!
Since when did someone’s aunt singing karaoke become celebrity gossip?
Kate Gosselin’s surgery went well.
3..2..1.. Ignition! We have lift off!
HEY YOU!!!! YEAH, YOU IN THE FRONT ROW!!! DOES MY NEW HAIR MAKE MY ASS LOOK SMALLER??? Guy in the front row: “Holy shit!!! It has a head???”
Is that Shakira? Nahhh. Can’t be. Shakira is hot.
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Shakira performs at the 40 Principales Awards in Madrid. (December 9, 2011)