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  1. it had to be said

    Pissing on command? Is he dating Kardashian now?

  2. Paris Hilton has shown the world that if you fuck white trash you’re bound to pick up something.

  3. Coyote

    Mommy I have to Peee

  4. Perplexity

    When a Honeybucket is just too far away…

  5. cuppy

    Black mic going toward the wrong hole?.. oh, wait, that’s not Kim – I guess the mic IS looking for the right hole.

  6. hbw

    Sorry, you’re not Chris Brown, and that outfit isn’t green.

  7. Fester

    Poor Justin, did The Hoff give you crabs again?

  8. MInky Wail

    “Oooh yeah, that psycho bitch in row 3 is looking fine!”

  9. Bonky

    “Yo, yo, yo I am so very ghetto, step off or else you gonna….”

    “Justin, I told you to take out the garbage and stop pretending to be a rapper, nobody is buying it.”

  10. It’s like G-Unit, only the ‘g’ stands for something else altogether.

  11. squishy

    Some show the dude where to pee already!!

  12. Moooom! I have to wee! Where’s the potty?!

  13. “OK Maury, there you go…get ready to tell me I am NOT the father.”

  14. Mwaddams

    Ha, he broadcasted a queef? I’m gender confused.

  15. CranAppleSnapple

    That’s never going to fool anyone. Except maybe KimK.

  16. whiskeyafternoon

    when the mic is penis augmentation, that’s bad news. even for the maple christ.

  17. Venom

    It is natural when you fuck skanky broads backstage for it to burn a little sometimes.

  18. A boy making farting sounds with his lips while grasping his penis is the universal signal that he is gay and trolling. True story.

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