Katie Holmes at the premiere Jack and Jill in Los Angeles. (November 6, 2011)
Wow, it’s like she living with some damn succubus,
Incubus is the male counterpart to the female succubus.
Oh, wait. You’re talking about Tom Cruise. Nevermind…
Her eyes are crossed and she looks exhausted. The Thetans are winning.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. All that is missing is a Pall Mall dangling from her mouth and a hickey on her neck.
“How fucking wasted was I to let this idiot in. That’s it. I’m joining Buddism.” – Xenu
“Katie Holmes trying to hold back her vomit after the premiere of Jack and Jill in Los Angeles.” Fixed.
Why is it that every woman that marries Tom Cruise ends up looking like a Stepford Wife?
Katie signing her autographs for her next straight to DVD movie?
Spark of Life factor is down to 5/10.
Now when I snap my fingers, you will awake feeling refreshed, completely convinced that you just had a satisfying heterosexual experience with your husband, Tom Cruise.
Look! another creepy doll of … uh sorry, carry on.
she’s aging well. wow. is it time for her to macrame me something yet?
“OK, so how does that go again? ‘Here I sit broken-hearted…'”
I am sure they will divorce before their ten year anniversary and that she is counting the days.
Wait– ‘Jack & Jill’ is a real movie?? It looks crappier than all Sandler’s faux films from ‘Funny People’!!
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