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  1. “You know how I told you I had good dress sense? I lied.”

  2. Cock Dr

    Did the housekeeper knit him that sweater?

  3. The Man

    He and Maria look so similar in the face.

  4. SSHGuru

    The Arnold of 25 years ago would have beat the crap out of this Arnold for wearing that.

  5. Perplexity

    Latch hook rug with buttons – it’s all the rage in Austria

  6. The Brown Streak

    Are they making Kindergarten Cop 2?

  7. MInky Wail

    It’s like from the neck up he’s walking into a gale force wind.

  8. Guess who got custody of Maria’s sweater collection?

  9. Fester

    Return of “The Sweatahnatah.”

  10. Arnold has the satisfied look of a man who just kicked Dr. Huxtable’s ass for that sweater.

  11. He’s really holding onto Maria by wearing her sweaters.

  12. The maid knitted it.

  13. “Come with me if you want a lollipop.”

  14. Mikemav

    Can’t believe no one has mentioned the belt buckle yet. Billy Ray Cyrus just fired his stylist and felt it move in his pants (all within a minute of seeing this.)

  15. This town is filthy. I must locate the maid who is responsible.

  16. squishy

    Left overs from a long ago x-mas gift???

  17. elaine benes

    Lolly pop, lolly pop, ooh lolly lolly lolly…

  18. corkbuster

    halloween is ovah. now, i vill kill all dees fatties.

  19. cc

    I am an obsolete design.

  20. He looks like New Mexico threw up all over him.

  21. whiskeyafternoon

    Austrians combine the fashion mindlessness of Germany with the Italian fascination with color. note that this can go horribly wrong sometimes.

  22. Tad Bit Tipsy

    He’s like the Austrian version of the Marlboro Man.

  23. Venom

    He steal that sweater from his grandmother?

  24. DeucePickle

    Come with me if you want to live, in Albuquerque.

  25. The Closet dude

    “Your fashion sense. Give them to me!”

  26. vlad

    Scene from Terminator 5 after walking up to Bill Cosby, Willie Nelson and the Tootsie Pop Owl uttering the famous line “Give me your clothes”

  27. tlmck

    Must be Arnie. Fly is undone.

  28. Since he left the Governor’s Office, Arnold has been working out so he can get in good enough shape to slap the shit out of anyone who razzes him about his favorite sweater.

  29. “Ya, zat schwarz Bill Cosby sold me dees sveater for 2 euros.”

    • BE

      Hah – Bill wouldn’t be caught dead in that train wreck.

      I’ve come to realize that it has psychedelic properties – stare at it long enough and all the fuzz looks like pattern and the pattern looks like fuzz.

      My eyes! My eyes!

  30. Sinbad

    Thank god we finally started “Jingle All the Way 2.”

  31. “It’s not a hipsta.”

  32. Terminator is stealing clothes again – from my grandpa!

  33. Manowl

    The day “Get to the choppa” became “Get off my lawn”

  34. Venom

    Come with me…if you want to knit.

  35. People at that Native American Reservation must have shit themselves when the electricity sphere spawned a naked man out of nowhere.

  36. Dave Mustaine

    Thats one cool sweater!

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