1. it had to be said

    Maple shocker versus Der Schoker!

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      +1 [in the stink]

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      does anyone scroll down to the comments below?

  2. Cock Dr

    The Hoff likes those young gals. He’ll buy her some tits if she goes along with it.

  3. The Brown Streak

    Even the two of them together can’t figure out how much a $5 foot long is.

  4. Fester

    Is it time for the Annual Man/Boy Love Convention already? How time flies!

  5. Back to the glory hole in 3…2…

  6. I can’t figure out which one has hit a new low.

  7. Bonky

    “Who is this old guy? Didn’t he play a surfboard in that SpongeBob movie ? How the hell did he get backstage ?”

  8. 2 for 1 douches.

  9. cc

    They are going out later to share a burger and an anus.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    I can’t tell who impregnated who in the bathroom after the show.

  11. hmna

    This may just be the best picture that has ever appeared on The Superficial.

  12. What? Hilary Swank is on Baywatch now?

  13. Mwaddams

    No biebs, if that’s what it takes to bridge the taint, they’re too big.

  14. whiskeyafternoon

    Philosophical dilemma: is it more demeaning for Bieber to be photographed with Der Hass or for Hasselhoff to be photographed with Bieber? Plato would encourage us to lock them in that room and torch the place, I think.

  15. Looks like Bieber is pissed because Hasselhoff stole his hat.

  16. mangezmangez

    I just shit my pants.

  17. Gangs signs have now officially jumped the shark.

  18. huezu

    2 ugly old lesbians and I see some acne coming up on Bieb’s face!

  19. Haha

    Biebs is like, who the F* is this old guy doing a Justin T impression…..”Around here, you must bow and then allow me to blow you to enter my kingdom! Bow BITCH!”

  20. roy s

    justin is shouting at the devil and hoff is telling you to piss off. You both have hookem and peace backwards dumbasses!

  21. Squirlli

    my gawds, Beibs’ fingers are short, they look like little nubs!

  22. squishy

    Couple of twats in the making…

  23. BE

    In what twisted universe, do these two end up in a room together?

    Hoff’s a fan?

    Bieber looks like he’s trying to figure out who the old dud next to him is…

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