Don’t forget the 3rd nipple when getting your annual breast exam.

Labia pinch – nice!

“Mark, please dont go starting any shit with the paparazzi again. Remember how bad they kicked your ass the last time.”

“Honey, my balls are lower.”

“No, it’s okay, I’m just going to tell them to tell their mothers, I said hello.”

Mark had trouble containing himself knowing that he could win that soccer game himself. against both teams. That’s how awesome he (thinks) he is.

Wow… I knew that he was short..But hiding out on someone’s lawn. Watch out for the gardener.

“honey, you feel a little fat”

“yeah, well you feel a little loose”

- Just let it go, Mark. They’ll beat you up.
- What?! They’re just a bunch of first graders!
- I know but this isn’t a movie set and they aren’t paid to lose.

It’s the asshole that shot Jeter.

“Just let the Marky Mark thing go…”

“Do you feel it, baby? Do you feel the vibration?”

Careful, he’s likely to hit you with a pipe and blind you

“Awwww I’m always the last one picked “

Tough look from a guy who’s only here because his brother was one of the “Oh’s” in New Kids on The Block