superficial

  1. jorge

    i can hear the exit music from the incredible hulk playing

  2. joe

    There’s a whole lot of Twinkies in that duffel bag.

  3. henryhill

    burritos. lots and lots of burritos.

  4. If he only hadn’t been tilting to his left, nobody would have realized there was a 40 pound ham under that folded shirt!

  5. ThisWillHurt

    The blank stare of a man inventing the next flavor of Haagen Dazs in his head.

  6. I, for one, am glad that zombie Jonah Hill rose from the dead and ate skinny Jonah Hill.

  7. The circle is now complete.

  8. Buddy The Elf

    “The storm washed away all my Halloween candy.”

  9. Cock Dr

    He’s got a lot of baggage.

  10. Inner Retard

    The motivational tape may be saying: you don’t need another milkshake. But his face is telling us he’s losing the battle.

  11. Vlad

    music make me sad…

  12. bob

    This dude should shop some more. There must be some sloppy, ill-fitting shit he hasn’t bought yet.

  13. 1NDUN

    Too bad Ron Jeremy already starred in his own biography. Hedgehog Jr. here would have been a good choice.

  14. His folks finally threw his ass outta the house…???

  15. Swearin

    If I had to take my skinny clothes to the Goodwill center, I’d look sad too

  16. Sarah

    why all these mean comments?! cause it’s so easy to insult people while hiding in anonymity :(

  17. will

    everybodys talking at me, I don’t hear a word they’re saying, only the echos in my mind

  18. EricLr

    Rent is expensive when Judd stops calling, huh?

  19. Bronson Pinchot's Hair

    Yup! Still fat!

  20. Pine Table Fever

    He only packed a snack for his walk between the apartment and his car parked outside.

  21. Lovinder

    Poor thing he’s got a bad food hangover

  22. Stoner

    I see a red door and I want to paint it black

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