1. jorge

    OH NO

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Just squat like that for a few minutes and let it drip out.

  3. joe

    Too much Subway will constipate anyone.

  4. Contusion

    Five…five dollar footlong.

  5. Even Richard Simmons would be embarrassed to be seen like this.

  6. BillEBuoy

    Did NOT have to see this.

  7. catapostrophe

    This guy.

  8. NNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

  9. Demonstrating one of the positions the Bieber sex doll can assume.

  10. InkyBlack

    Out to beat Randy Marsh’s record of 100 Courics.

  11. At some point we all wondered who would inherit the Sweatin’ to the Oldies torch.

  12. DeucePickle

    I was hoping this was going to be Ben Stiller.

  13. Buddy The Elf

    The new spokesperson for Chipoltaway.

    (Hey how else is a male skater supposed to make some scrilla?)

  14. Inner Retard

    To know who this guy is or live my life in peace… I’m going with option B.

  15. Wow…This guy is SO hot and this picture is SO NOT! Poor dude.

  16. kimmykimkim

    I must be confused. What decade is this?

  17. Vlad

    Assuming launch position

  18. Just look at the picture. Look at it. That is my comment.

  19. He’s training for the Summer Olympics so he can be on the Backwards Limbo squad.

  20. newly blind

    Kim Kardashian in drag.

  21. Natty Ice

    I guess he ate some of Courtney Stodden’s chips.

  22. EricLr

    And, just like that, John Travolta found his new personal trainer.

  23. cc

    As for as Kim Kardashian impressions go, I’ve seen better.

  24. Crissy

    Why did I think this was Michelle Rodriguez from the thumbnail?!

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