You can be my wingman any time

“I AM THE DESSERT KING! I CAN EAT ANYTHING!”

“BUFFET”

The follow up’s set in a diner. It’s called ‘Three of Everything’

Luckily, they were able to pull him away from the microphone before he had completely gnawed through the wind shield, otherwise Mr. Kilmer could have received quite a shock.

Jim Morrison he is not.

Yep, the time is finally right for the Guns n Roses movie.

The blue plate is callin’ us
The blue plate is callin’ us
Concierge, where you taken’ us
The chef awoke before dawn, he put his coat on
He took a cheese from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where the sous chef lived, and…then he
Paid a visit to the butcher, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door…and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to cook with you
Mother…I want to…MUNCHSLURPCHEWNOSHSLURPCLINKGULP!!!

when ur strange
eyebrows come out of your brain
when ur strange.
when ur strange.

I’ll be your Huckleberry

Unlike Seal, he coordinated his nail colors.

Is that lilac colored eye shadow?

Please tell me he’s singing Wind Beneath My Wings.

Sam Kinnison LIVES!!?!?!!

I’m…Batman?

Iceman, Batman, Kunth, thats a trifecta indeed. What kind I dont know but its a trifecta.

Is that an emo girl’s bracelet wrapped around his fingers?

“Fun fest…Not fun Feast?….Fuck this! I’m going to Burger King!

“I’m your huckleberry. Oh I mean I’m the guy that ordered that huckleberry pie. Ya, both. Right here. Ok, you can have the mic back.”

I thought this guy was hot at one point in my life. NOT ANYMORE!

He’s wondering what we’re all wondering: Now that Disney owns Lucasfilms, will we get that “Willow” sequel we’ve been clamoring for?

At the Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin. That’s already more fun than most people will get from watching this next Terrence Malick movie, if The Tree of Life is any indication.

Kilmer is such a damn good actor. But apparently his attitude and behavior kept him from becoming REALLY, REALLY big, along the lines of, say…Pauly Shore.

I think this is for Terrence Malick’s sequel to “The Doors”. It’s called “The Entire House”…

I’m going off the rails on a crazy train!!!

Didn’t he pee on a plane not to long ago?