You know, I wasn’t sure if she’s pregnant or not, but then I saw that she is holding her hand down around her giant belly, giving the celebrity photo signal for “pregnant.”
Bill Clinton is lurking in the area, isn’t he?
We get it lady. You’re pregnant. Congatu-fucking-lations. Shouldn’t you be on bed rest or something?
Don’t you mean congratu-fucking-lactations?
She never should have gotten into the transporter pod with Kim Kardashian…or at least they both should have faced the same direction.
Some one Kardassiand her stomach.
“Goddamnit, I fucking TOLD her not to eat that whole platter of Buffalo wings.”
She’s gonna blow!
(She SHOULD have blown, 8 and a half months back!)
Good Christ, no one get near her with a pin!
…at the My Face (looks like I need to take a shit) My Body (looks like I definitely need to take a shit) Awards
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