1. it had to be said

    Someone owns stock in Maybelline.

  2. Tron

    I’d go balls deep

  3. suck it

    she looks plumper?

  4. I see her slowly morphing into Anna Nicole Smith. Better get that pussy while the getting’s good.

  5. If you leave your sunglasses on in the spray tan booth, you might be a redneck.

    • popwilleatitself

      While your comment is funny, she deliberately has shiny white makeup around the eyes. It conceals lines, redness and dark circles.

      • KC

        You are not supposed to put white makeup ABOVE your eyebrows, there are no lines, redness, or dark circles up there. Doing so just makes you look like a douche.

      • I’m not sure, but I think the whiteness we see on her cheekbone is just a reflection of the light. Eh. I don’t care. I’m not about to come to this one’s defense.

  6. Bigalkie

    Oink Oink

  7. I’ve always maintained that women are supposed to be round. I like her.

  8. Lil Nugget

    Is that one of the Hef twins? What hapPeneD!?

  9. Anna Nicole Smith is back.

  10. sweet_tea

    So Kate Upton got an ass. Nice.

  11. Sam

    No, no, no, sweetie… you want to look like 2001 Christina, not 2012 Christina.

  12. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Why would anyone mash all the Kardashian sisters up into one gal, and dye her hair blond?

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