superficial

  1. jorge

    he looks like a real man’s man…if you know what i mean

  2. joe

    Who has two thumbs and is a colossal douchebag?

  3. The stench of douchebaggery wafts from my computer screen.

  4. Well…Back to your quest, Legolas.

  5. InkyBlack

    Oh look opposable thumbs.
    Welcome to genus Homo Stultus.

  6. Remember when gay british singers had panache?

  7. Malfoy: The Bi-curious College Years

  8. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Shit, Ryan Gosling got gay!

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    We’re done with you. You can go home now.

  10. “OK, using your middle finger, flick the little paper football and if you make it between the goalposts — my thumbs — I owe you yet another blowjob!”

  11. Oh, come on. Just because he’s wearing those earrings, he’s gay? Just because he has that really fashionable scarf, he’s gay? Just because he’s wearing that poppy boutonniere, he’s gay? Just because there’s product in his hair, he’s gay? Just because he has a bangle on his wrist and holy hell, is that a ring on his index finger?!? Okay, okay, he’s gay, because that’s really a thing too far.

    • And yes, I know what that poppy boutonniere signifies, British people and their subjects, but I thought I’d throw it in for added effect. Also, I kinda want that scarf, even though I know I could never do it justice.

      • That really is a cool looking scarf. And on his behalf, at least he’s in London where someone might actually need a scarf. But no matter…he still looks like a poofter.

  12. Joaquin ingles

    Drive is such a gay hipster movie.

  13. Swearin

    Ryan Gosling and Vincent Gallo merged, then came out

  14. EricLr

    Sing “West End Girls” or get off the stage!

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