She’s with Eddie? Check her for a cock.
He’s banging that?! I’m depressed now.
Is she the one who wrote Fifty Shades Of Grey?
Nope, that would be E. L. James. Paige Butcher is an Australian model
Oh shit. She’s Australian too? That would’ve made my joke infinity times more offensive.
Page. Butcher. Excellent work, Minstrel.
Would you trust a woman with the last name Butcher?
I was going to make a nasty joke here but couldn’t bring myself to post it. Sorry, it’s too fucked up.
likes her man with a butt plug.
Eddie Murphy: One Night Only? Is he doing a stand-up special that I wasn’t privy to? Maybe he can get back in the game!
Wearing a bra for an A cup? That dress will hold them just fine (and you’d upstage Eddie).
I’m almost positive that’s a slip or some kind of dress lining, not a bra.
Yep, you can actually see where it dips down. Looks like some kind of bra or “boob covering” material.
You just know what Eddie’s thinking: Hey Seal, how do you like them apples?
“Gettin me sum white trim”
Yeap, those are straight man nails.
Paige is still seething because that other bitch wound up with George Clooney.
Paige Butcher and acting butcher.
Keep it together Eddie we don’t need another child on another continent.
Man, that Axel Foley can con his way into anything.
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