superficial

  1. joe

    Eeeevry rose gets old and withers.

    • See, at first I was going to thumbs down because that band is clearly Poison, but then I realized they are all the fucking same. So, thumbs up for you!

  2. Contusion

    So Carrot Top went as a rock star this year? A little late for the Halloween photos, don’t ya think?

  3. TooCoo

    Careers are supposed to start with the Mickey Mouse Club.

  4. Tron

    “Welcome to my belly fat, baby!!! You gonna diiiiiieeeeee!!!!”

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Welcome to the jungle! *wheeze* *pant* *wheeze* . . . We got fun and games! *couch* *wheeze* *deep breath* . . . We got everyth- fuck this! Where’s the nearest Quiznos?”

  6. The house rose to its feet for an encore of Sweet Child of Pie.

  7. Bigalkie

    Phoebe Price

  8. Buddy The Elf

    He easily has enough Flair to get hired at Chotchkie’s.

  9. Apparently, Axl has an appetite for more than just destruction.

  10. “Heyyy…I smell chocolate. Someone in the audience is smuggling a Hershey Bar.”

  11. Jentilly

    Looks like he’s channeling Indiana Jones, Michael Jackson, Madonna and Mickey all at once. He’s so bad ass!

  12. Phoenix

    Just onstage, taking a dump in his pants.

  13. I didn’t realise Buck Angel was a musician.

  14. mbcl

    “Your move Mr. T “

  15. EricLr

    Not seen–all the other original members of GnR, who got tired of putting up with his fucking ego.

  16. Bronson Pinchot's Hair

    Guns n Roses cover band (Feat. Axl Rose)

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