1. cabora

    I can only hope his good conduct throughout last season is over! Well behaved Don Draper is boring.

  2. TooCoo

    “It gets dehydrated in dark pants so I’ve trained it to drink from a dish”

  3. Tron

    “Storing for the winter, whats it to you?”

  4. Lola

    I was hoping for a weiner shot….oh well.

  5. Soylent Green is what? Meh…I don’t give a shit.

  6. DeucePickle

    “Good God, Fassbender!”

  7. Inner Retard

    Hey, I get half hour for lunch. Can’t a guy let his dick, I mean hair down?!

  8. The Pope

    “Wait, they had forks in the ’60s?”

  9. His penis gets its own trailer both for its size and its talent.

  10. “Huh? What? Who wants to give me a handy? Tell her right after lunch.”

  11. “What’s that? Fix my hair? I’m on break here! Can’t I have 15 minutes when I’m not Don Draper? Can’t a guy just eat his Fruity Pebbles in peace?”

  12. EricLr

    Excuse me, ladies, but I think someone accidentally put sausage in my soup.

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