I can only hope his good conduct throughout last season is over! Well behaved Don Draper is boring.
I hope he’ll get some hookers and slaps her wife (the one with the weird teeth).
“It gets dehydrated in dark pants so I’ve trained it to drink from a dish”
“Storing for the winter, whats it to you?”
I was hoping for a weiner shot….oh well.
Soylent Green is what? Meh…I don’t give a shit.
“Good God, Fassbender!”
Hey, I get half hour for lunch. Can’t a guy let his dick, I mean hair down?!
“Wait, they had forks in the ’60s?”
His penis gets its own trailer both for its size and its talent.
“Huh? What? Who wants to give me a handy? Tell her right after lunch.”
“What’s that? Fix my hair? I’m on break here! Can’t I have 15 minutes when I’m not Don Draper? Can’t a guy just eat his Fruity Pebbles in peace?”
Excuse me, ladies, but I think someone accidentally put sausage in my soup.
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